Misinterpreter.txt

public class TypicalRelationship(OvernightEditor,Woman)
{
  public static void main(String args[])

  int Encounters, NumberOfEncounters;

  Woman.IsNiceTo(OvernightEditor,inadvertantly);
  OvernightEditor.Misinterprets(Woman,situation);

  while (Woman.Realises==FALSE)
  {

    for (Encounter = 0; Encounter < NumberOfEncounters; Encounter++)
    {
      Woman.IsNiceTo(OvernightEditor,inadvertantly);      
      OvernightEditor.delusion = OvernightEditor.delusion + 1;

      if (OvernightEditor.delusion > Woman.Obviousness.Threshold)
        Woman.realises = TRUE;

      if ( Encounter = random || OvernightEditor.ClumsilyEngineered(Encounter) )
        NumberOfEncounters = NumberOfEncounters + 1;
    }
  }

  while (OvernightEditor.GetsMessage==FALSE)
  {

    if (woman.sobriety==FALSE)
    {
      Woman.SendsMessage(OvernightEditor,direct);
      OvernightEditor.GetsMessage = TRUE;
    }
    else
    {
      Woman.Avoids(OvernightEditor);
      Woman.SendsMessage(OvernightEditor,indirect);
      OvernightEditor.confusion = OvernightEditor.confusion + OvernightEditor.delusion;
    }
  }

  for (weeks=0; weeks==months; weeks++)
  {
    OvernightEditor.Loathing.Self = OvernightEditor.Loathing.Self + 1;
    Woman.Guilt.Needless = Woman.Guilt.Needless + 1;
  } 

}

Comments

[quick]

Note to self: remember to come back to overnight editor.

[Anonymous]

Ooh - O.E. - looks like you have another internet stalker. But I got there first.

Good post by the way.

[pocketpunk]

hilarious geek!

anon...get in the queue.....

;-)

[overnighteditor]

Nice to be popular...

Aim of this post was to give some sense of the predictability of it all.

Been round this whole loop at least three times so far this year.

[Beth]

Obviously, its not good that you're in that sort of loop but this post is a work of utter bloody genius. Bravo, sir!

[The Webstress]

I had no idea you'd written this...far more sophisticated than my poor coding!

I find it strangely beautiful. And very funny! :-) I presume it compiles...?!

[The WebStress]

I had no idea you'd written this...far more sophisticated than my poor coding!

I find it strangely beautiful. And very funny! :-) I presume it compiles...?!

[The WebStress]

In my technological brilliance I appear to have posted twice, apologies! Genius.

[overnighteditor]

Webstress -

It's a sort of cod-Java. Don't know that it would compile... maybe, if you separately-defined the two classes "OvernightEditor" and "Woman" carefully enough.

Relax - Typepad-madness has meant comments flapping about all over the place like... a moth in the dark.

OE