Back to school with a gun
Sorry I've been gone so long. Short of time, inspiration and inclination.
Soon there will be more. On my sabbatical I learnt more about where the lost biros went; the work of the Special Randomness Directorate, and how the Moral Council of Great Britain assert their authority.
It is just the cat that Alice really has; shame I set my head on fire.
But I'll deal with the English Department later. First, I've got to return the hire car...

Well, when you get done with that...I'll be waiting for more adventures from across the pond!
Posted by: David | 26 September 2007 at 05:35
The Special Randomness Directorate have stolen all the biros and hidden up the rear end of the cat, whilst Alice has stolen the hire car and gone on a joyriding spree in Basingstoke. Obviously.
So with those questions answered - onwards!
Posted by: An Unreliable Witness | 26 September 2007 at 06:35
Let's not make a habit of it, please.
Posted by: Ani | 26 September 2007 at 10:05
...reads and smiles...
Posted by: pocketpunk | 26 September 2007 at 10:46
hurray ! are you taking requests ?
Posted by: isabelle | 26 September 2007 at 13:47
And (cyber) life begins again!
Posted by: clarissa | 26 September 2007 at 15:55
Hey! I found the lost biros today! How can you know where they are, if I found them, just today? Explain, please.
Posted by: bohémienne | 26 September 2007 at 22:11
Cat? As in Cheshire? Grinning? Hmmm...
Posted by: Ariel | 26 September 2007 at 23:57
*taps toes and drums fingers*
x
Posted by: peach | 27 September 2007 at 11:42