Don't believe what anyone says: Human beings have a mating season.
The first properly sunny day in London this year. Lunchtime.
Office workers are scattered thickly about the green open spaces, filling benches or making do on unwanted sections of newspapers.
I notice a pretty girl flat on her back with her legs drawn up, and slightly apart.
As I walk past I think, idly, about pinning her arms and beating her pelvis into the soft, damp earth with my own.
Regular readers - all of them female as far as I can work out - will know I sometimes like to bring you these little glimpses of male sexuality.
But are there any genuine, male, UK sex bloggers?
By which I mean bloggers who document their sex lives online (i.e. sex diarists) rather than bloggers who simply write about sex as their chosen subject (i.e. sex columnists).