Wanted: Male sex bloggers

Don't believe what anyone says: Human beings have a mating season.

The first properly sunny day in London this year.  Lunchtime. 

Office workers are scattered thickly about the green open spaces, filling benches or making do on unwanted sections of newspapers.

I notice a pretty girl flat on her back with her legs drawn up, and slightly apart.

As I walk past I think, idly, about pinning her arms and beating her pelvis into the soft, damp earth with my own.

Regular readers - all of them female as far as I can work out - will know I sometimes like to bring you these little glimpses of male sexuality.

But are there any genuine, male, UK sex bloggers? 

By which I mean bloggers who document their sex lives online (i.e. sex diarists) rather than bloggers who simply write about sex as their chosen subject (i.e. sex columnists).

Comments

[Loopdilou]

I think you have a lot of female readers because we're all secretly desperately in lust with male sexuality - of which you give us such illicit and juicy glimpses.

Or maybe its just me? :)

[Angelalala]

There are but they're mostly philanderers, polys or phantasists.

There is a definite niche for a 'normal' male UK sex blogger. Especially one that can really write.

[anxious]

I've encountered a couple of "my wife doesn't understand me" blogs, charting extra marital sex in fine detail. I find them quite uncomfortable to read - not because of the sex, but because of the deception and lies, which don't sit easily with me.

I have not come across many really honest, warts and all male blogs. Male bloggers *often* seem to hide behind comedy, politics or enigma.

Todger Talk is pretty honest stuff, but is a column rather than a diary.

[The Pink Half]

Todger talk is quite good.

Every spring in London is the same. Get on the grass and check everyone else out. Lincoln's Inn in particular.

We have a duty enjoy being perved at, all too soon we will get old and no one will bother to perve.

[ian]

Of course there aren't. What are the chances of a pasty spotty geekboy getting sex?

[Ani]

I think we enjoy the glimpses into your sexuality because they're just that: glimpses... woven into this lush, mysterious landscape of secret handshakes in dark London alleyways. It's multi-faceted in a way that 'strictly sex diaries' aren't (but life is).

Just one opinion, of course, and I hasten to add that I have no objections to an increase in the frequency (and perhaps intensity?) of said glimpses. Ahem.

[clarissa]

You mean this isn't normally a sex blog? All this time and I've been reading innuendo where there was none?

Damn. I suppose I'll have to go to Easily Aroused: the diary of an oversexed englishman.

[clarissa]

You mean this isn't normally a sex blog? All this time and I've been reading innuendo where there was none?

Damn. I suppose I'll have to go to Easily Aroused: the diary of an oversexed englishman.

[An Unreliable Witness]

Us male sex bloggers should form a support group.

Um, not that I have a sex blog, you understand.
No, definitely not. Absolutely not at all.
No. Really. No sex blog, not me.

Ahem.

[isabella snow]

How long do these moments last? (The ones during which you want to pin her arms, etc) Curious as to whether or not men move on to the next bird within moments, or if they really *think" about what the want to do.

[C]

There's definitely something in the air isn't there? I was thinking the exact same thing (about it being spring and the begining of the mating season and not about pinning some woman into the grass).

Male sex bloggers I vaguely recall from some time ago are er Monmouth and some bloke who wrote a short scathing attack per post on every woman he ever slept with- think it was called 99 Vaginas or something..though 99 may be a bit high..

[Ariel]

A little less conversation, a little more action please? Ahem. Was she commando?

[oe]

Thanks for the comments all and welcome to new commenters. Must be the first sun bringing you out.

Loopdilou - It's not just you - I like male sexuality too.

Angelalala - Phantasy is so workaday compared to reality don't you think?

I've encountered a couple of "my wife doesn't understand me" blogs, charting extra marital sex in fine detail. I find them quite uncomfortable to read - not because of the sex, but because of the deception and lies, which don't sit easily with me.

I have not come across many really honest, warts and all male blogs. Male bloggers *often* seem to hide behind comedy, politics or enigma.

Todger Talk is pretty honest stuff, but is a column rather than a diary.

anxious - Count me in the enigma category, although interestingly I don't think I;ve ever lied about sex on here, other than to change names and places. I am always envious of the bloggers who can exactly reconcile their real and online personas.

The Pink Half - Perving = living.

ian - are all bloggers pasty spotty geek boys? Even if they are, the best sex happens in the head.

Ani - I always like to give a lady what she wants.

clarissa - Hardly any sex here! I like Easily Aroused.

An Unreliable Witness - I think we should all have more sex.

isabella snow - Speaking for myself, it's a fleeting lustflash.

C - The first sun warms certain parts.

[oe]

And Ariel, no, she was wearing jeans.

But not in my head.

[Quick]

Sex. Meh.

[Lillipilli]

Lustflash -> hotflush. Damn you're good.

[isabelle]

could you tell us exactly what was in your head ?
please.

[zuzula]

I love London in the sunshine. Everybody is just that little bit more attractive...

[Robine]

Hi,

I'm the webmaster of http://www.best-pheromones.com
I just want to know if by any chance you could do a paid unbiased blog of our product.

Please let me know if you are interested.

Thank you.

[Saltation]

or there's ME!

oh. wait. silly me. i thought you said male sexY blogger.

never mind.

[pocketpunk]

bloody hell......what have i missed.....ive got a good excuse though..i was moving house !

[emmak]

Midnight is a man about town who keeps a diary of all the pussies he strokes:
www.midnightmeandering.blogspot.com

[wdky]

I think I may once have been one.